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Nearly possible #7481384 04/08/19 02:30 PM
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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?"

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor finished, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.


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Re: Nearly possible [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7481393 04/08/19 02:35 PM
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Re: Nearly possible [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7481417 04/08/19 03:00 PM
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LOL. Good one!


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Re: Nearly possible [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7481559 04/08/19 05:09 PM
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That’s a good one!!!


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Re: Nearly possible [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7481757 04/08/19 08:48 PM
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