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 Retirement center
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04/05/19 04:37 PM
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TCM3
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'  ____________________
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Retirement center
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04/05/19 04:50 PM
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Cast
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Retirement center
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04/05/19 05:34 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Retirement center
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#7479340
04/06/19 06:15 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
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TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Retirement center
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04/06/19 01:40 PM
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Joined: Sep 2016
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redhaze
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Funny and getting closer!
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Re: Retirement center
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#7480698
04/07/19 05:36 PM
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Bee'z
The Beedazzler
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The Beedazzler
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Re: Retirement center
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#7480779
04/07/19 07:14 PM
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Posts: 5,306
DLALLDER
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Cast, I don't know how old you are but wait till you reach 70-72, it will be an A+!!! 
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Re: Retirement center
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#7480791
04/07/19 07:26 PM
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Cast
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68. It’s a good joke but I’ve heard it and told it before. One that I haven’t heard as good as this one gets the A+. From me, a B+ is a good score.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Retirement center
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04/08/19 10:07 AM
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pigplinker
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