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Retirement center #7478740 04/05/19 04:37 PM
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?'



'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'


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Milf does the trick.

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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Originally Posted by Cast
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Cast, I don't know how old you are but wait till you reach 70-72, it will be an A+!!! banana







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68. Itís a good joke but Iíve heard it and told it before. One that I havenít heard as good as this one gets the A+. From me, a B+ is a good score.


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