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Retirement center #7478740 04/05/19 04:37 PM
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?'



'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'


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Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7478745 04/05/19 04:50 PM
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B+


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I have a short attention spa
Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7478801 04/05/19 05:34 PM
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clap


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7479340 04/06/19 06:15 AM
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Lmao


Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7479481 04/06/19 01:40 PM
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Funny and getting closer!

Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7480698 04/07/19 05:36 PM
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Re: Retirement center [Re: Cast] #7480779 04/07/19 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Cast
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Cast, I don't know how old you are but wait till you reach 70-72, it will be an A+!!! banana





Re: Retirement center [Re: TCM3] #7480791 04/07/19 07:26 PM
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68. Its a good joke but Ive heard it and told it before. One that I havent heard as good as this one gets the A+. From me, a B+ is a good score.


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