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Sign from God #7468719 03/25/19 09:20 PM
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A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look
at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch
didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy
and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the
man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle
and then handed it back to the woman The woman took the bottle,
immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."


lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
Re: Sign from God [Re: kmon1] #7468722 03/25/19 09:22 PM
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Thats about right. lol


Currently re-enrolled in the school of hard knocks.
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Re: Sign from God [Re: kmon1] #7468837 03/25/19 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


Originally Posted by bill oxner
I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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