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03/20/19 03:24 PM
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Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away. The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away." With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!" with the exception of a few mice only coming to church on Christmas and Easter. But then I Circumcised one, and have never see another. ![[Linked Image]](https://media.giphy.com/media/g5PgP4sr09vd6/giphy.gif) 
Last edited by Bass&More; 03/20/19 03:33 PM.
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Re: Church mice
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03/20/19 03:31 PM
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Church mice
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03/20/19 05:44 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Church mice
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03/23/19 10:44 AM
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Re: Church mice
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03/24/19 12:38 AM
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Re: Church mice
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03/24/19 01:24 AM
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Good one, made me laugh. Sounds like my Church.
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