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Cops came to the door
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03/13/19 12:41 PM
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This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and she's an excellent cook.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/13/19 02:42 PM
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/14/19 12:22 AM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/14/19 07:33 PM
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/15/19 01:10 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/15/19 01:13 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/15/19 05:37 AM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/18/19 06:53 AM
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/18/19 07:20 PM
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Laughed out loud on that one!
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/18/19 08:42 PM
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Laughed out loud on that one!
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Re: Cops came to the door
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03/20/19 11:13 AM
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