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The Birthday Resolution #7457703 03/13/19 09:09 PM
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It’s Joe’s 65th birthday and he makes a resolution to get his body back into shape.

He gets his physician’s approval to join a gym and takes up an aerobics class for the elderly.

He bends, twists, gyrates, hops and perspires for an hour.

But, by the time Joe got his leotards on, he realized the class is over.


Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"

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Re: The Birthday Resolution [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7457710 03/13/19 09:13 PM
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This joke is becoming less funny every year. mad


...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Lmao!!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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clap at age 74, I know what he went through.


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: The Birthday Resolution [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7457881 03/14/19 12:23 AM
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roflmao


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: The Birthday Resolution [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7461284 03/18/19 06:55 AM
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up I feel his pain

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