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Sixty year old millionaire... #7457430 03/13/19 03:45 PM
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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

"Well", he replied. "I said I was 97!"


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Re: Sixty year old millionaire... [Re: pdr55] #7457443 03/13/19 03:56 PM
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
Re: Sixty year old millionaire... [Re: pdr55] #7457450 03/13/19 04:09 PM
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Re: Sixty year old millionaire... [Re: pdr55] #7457882 03/14/19 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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