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Cardiologist Funeral #7453159 03/08/19 12:26 AM
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A well liked cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge flower covered heart stood behind the casket during services.

As the the eulogy ended, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the deceased doctor inside, forever.

At that moment, one of the mourners started to snicker and then, unable to control himself, burst out laughing. As those around him stared, he said, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but think of my own funeral. You see, I'm a gynecologist."

At that moment, the proctologist fainted.


lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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