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02/26/19 02:34 PM
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Bass&More
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There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular church. They both enjoyed riding the bikes and talking. Then one Sunday one of the ministers was walking. "My what happened to your bike?" "Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it?" "NO!," then an idea struck him, " You want to know how to get your bike back?" "Yeah." "Next Sunday give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you get to the part about Thou shall not steal, just look out into the congregation and see who looks guilty." Well the next Sunday the minister comes riding up on his bike. "Hey I see my suggestion worked." "Well sort of, I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments and when I got to the part about Adultery I remembered where I left the bike."  
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7444636
02/26/19 03:56 PM
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mdryg1970
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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LOL! 
"Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7445185
02/27/19 01:07 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
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Michael W.
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7445381
02/27/19 04:29 AM
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Tundra
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7445433
02/27/19 05:34 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
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TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7448603
03/03/19 10:52 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Missing Bike
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03/03/19 12:14 PM
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Posts: 3,458
redhaze
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Re: Missing Bike
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#7449164
03/04/19 04:47 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,096
Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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