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 Frying a Couple of Eggs
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02/27/19 10:28 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
"Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
"Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Frying a Couple of Eggs
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
#7446034
02/27/19 10:45 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,241
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Frying a Couple of Eggs
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
#7446202
02/28/19 02:22 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I just read it aloud to Spitfire if front of her daughter... Her daughter looks at her and said “That’s you....” 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Frying a Couple of Eggs
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
#7446318
02/28/19 05:37 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,241
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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I just read it aloud to Spitfire if front of her daughter... Her daughter looks at her and said “That’s you....” Makes it even funnier!
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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