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Frying a Couple of Eggs #7446018 02/27/19 10:28 PM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

"Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

"Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."


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Lmao!!!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Frying a Couple of Eggs [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #7446202 02/28/19 02:22 AM
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I just read it aloud to Spitfire if front of her daughter...

Her daughter looks at her and said “That’s you....”

rofl


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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
I just read it aloud to Spitfire if front of her daughter...

Her daughter looks at her and said “That’s you....”

rofl


Makes it even funnier!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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