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Email to wife
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02/08/19 01:03 AM
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address, and sent the email without realizing his error.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.
But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: March 21, 2012
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.
I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Email to wife
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#7427775
02/08/19 10:52 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing!
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Email to wife
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
#7427922
02/08/19 02:56 PM
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Bar-D
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Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing!
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Re: Email to wife
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#7427932
02/08/19 03:05 PM
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Cast
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That’s a keeper!
Solid A.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Email to wife
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
#7428102
02/08/19 05:29 PM
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pkhunter624
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Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing! A++++
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Re: Email to wife
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#7428203
02/08/19 07:05 PM
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Funny and clean
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Email to wife
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02/08/19 08:04 PM
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TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Email to wife
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#7428362
02/08/19 08:48 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Email to wife
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#7428898
02/09/19 02:21 PM
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texasag93
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Well above par!
Last edited by texasag93; 02/09/19 02:21 PM.
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Re: Email to wife
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#7429607
02/10/19 04:10 AM
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Bee'z
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Knocked it out of the park
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Re: Email to wife
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02/10/19 05:25 PM
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decook
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Press for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Email to wife
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#7470514
03/27/19 02:57 PM
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TCM3
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Sure is hot own here.
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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