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Email to wife #7427553 02/08/19 01:03 AM
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address, and sent the email without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husbandís funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.

But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted.

The widowís son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: Iíve Arrived

Date: March 21, 2012

I know youíre surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Iíve just arrived and have been checked in.

Iíve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!


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Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing!


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Originally Posted by TEXASLEFTY
Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing!

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Thatís a keeper!

Solid A.


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A+!! roflmao

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Originally Posted by TEXASLEFTY
Lmao! The last line is the best part! Still laughing!


A++++

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Outstanding!!! A+


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I like it.


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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


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Good one.

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Well above par!

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Knocked it out of the park clap roflmao


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A. Great one


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Lol

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Sure is hot own here.
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That's a good one!


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