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To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 10:49 PM
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fredeboy
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 10:52 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 10:55 PM
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Jimbo1
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FJB - Lets Go Brandon BBB - Bring Back Better Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 11:00 PM
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Bullfrog
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Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 11:23 PM
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bucksnbass357
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/29/19 11:30 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/30/19 12:30 AM
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Michael W.
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/30/19 12:32 AM
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bill oxner
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/30/19 12:48 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/30/19 04:10 AM
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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01/30/19 06:35 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share
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02/04/19 08:00 AM
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pigplinker
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Laughing at the joke. Not laughing at what she is bringing to the US. I thought Nancy's constituents were dumb and they are. Now we know where dumber constituents live. SMH
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