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To FUNNY Had to share #7418413 01/29/19 10:49 PM
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.

Re: To FUNNY Had to share [Re: fredeboy] #7418417 01/29/19 10:52 PM
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Re: To FUNNY Had to share [Re: fredeboy] #7418422 01/29/19 10:55 PM
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Laughing at the joke. Not laughing at what she is bringing to the US. I thought Nancy's constituents were dumb and they are. Now we know where dumber constituents live. SMH

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