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Add for new Husband #7415089 01/25/19 09:37 PM
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A 70 year old widdow decided it was time to remarry so she puts an add in the paper. It read:
Husband Wanted
must be in my age group
Not beat me
Not run around on me and
Must still be good in bed.
The following day she hears the doorbell, much to her dismay she opened the door to see a gray haired man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
You're not really asking me to consider you are you? the Widow asks, just look at you, you have no legs!
He said exactly! Therefore I can't run around on you.
You don't have any arms either, she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled and said, then I can never beat you.
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, are you still good in bed?
Old man said, I rang the doorbell didn't I? banana2


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Re: Add for new Husband [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #7415190 01/26/19 12:04 AM
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Funny. Do you guys want me to explain it to you?


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Re: Add for new Husband [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #7415310 01/26/19 02:09 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: Add for new Husband [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #7415334 01/26/19 02:33 AM
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He used his tongue Bill


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Jeez! scared

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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
He used his tongue Bill

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Quite a guy, and they lived happily ever after.

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