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Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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01/15/19 02:10 AM
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mikei
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A+.
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Re: Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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#7404772
01/15/19 02:13 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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01/15/19 04:34 AM
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kmon11
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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01/15/19 05:34 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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01/15/19 07:06 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Oldie but goodie worth repeating!
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01/15/19 11:34 AM
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redhaze
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