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What now?
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01/12/19 04:16 AM
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kmon11
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence. And then a gun shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... What Now? "
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: What now?
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01/13/19 08:43 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: What now?
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01/13/19 08:53 AM
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