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The Repairman
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01/03/19 04:44 PM
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 350
Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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The Repairman Patty’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I’ll mail you a check.
“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Race. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”
When the repairman arrived at Patty’s home the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling.
Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Race!”
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: The Repairman
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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01/03/19 06:53 PM
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Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,021
pertnear
"Demolition Man"
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"Demolition Man"
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Good one & its clean too!
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.ā€¯ - George Orwell
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Re: The Repairman
[Re: pertnear]
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01/03/19 09:06 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
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SnakeWrangler
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Good one & its clean too!
I believe in science and Iā€™m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Repairman
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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01/04/19 07:13 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
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Cajun Raider
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Pro Tracker
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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