The Repairman
Patty�s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, �I�ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I�ll mail you a check.

�Oh, by the way, don�t worry about my bulldog, Race. He won�t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!�

When the repairman arrived at Patty�s home the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn�t contain himself any longer and yelled, �Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!�

To which the parrot replied, �Get him, Race!�

Good one & its clean too!

Ha ha