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Slow Golfers
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12/04/18 01:09 PM
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Bass&More
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/04/18 02:20 PM
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/04/18 04:01 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/04/18 08:53 PM
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BayouGuy
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If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/04/18 11:01 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/06/18 08:24 AM
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nuprofessor
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Exactly the response my son would give: The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" OOHH....... did I mention my son IS an engineer AND a Marine!
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE FOR TOMORROW. INVEST IN TOMORROW BY TAKING A CHILD HUNTING OR FISHING TODAY.
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/12/18 07:03 PM
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"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/13/18 12:01 AM
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texasag93
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The beer girl does not work at night.
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/13/18 02:12 AM
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The beer girl does not work at night. Good point
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Slow Golfers
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12/13/18 02:02 PM
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The beer girl does not work at night. Good point
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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