An old man had a nice sized property and on the far east section was a pond perfect for swimming.

He decided to go ahead and make it nice, he added benches, a rope swing, and a few fruit trees.

One spring afternoon the old man grabbed a 5 gallon bucket and headed to the pond to grab some fruit.

As he approached the pond he heard giggling and before long he noticed a handful of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

As he approached the women noticed him and swam to the deeper end to "hide" themselves They began yelling at him, calling him names, and telling him they would not get out of the water until he left.

The old man chuckled, and raised the 5 gallon bucket slightly in the air and said, I don't care about seeing you silly naked girls, I just came to feed the alligator!

That’s funny