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Do YOU wear the pants?....... #7360492 11/28/18 12:56 PM
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There were three guys talking in a bar. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you, who wears the pants at your house?"

The third fellow said, "I'll tell you -- just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"


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Re: Do YOU wear the pants?....... [Re: reeltexan] #7360501 11/28/18 01:04 PM
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I wear the pants but she zippes them up..

Re: Do YOU wear the pants?....... [Re: reeltexan] #7361096 11/28/18 08:27 PM
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Re: Do YOU wear the pants?....... [Re: reeltexan] #7361222 11/28/18 09:46 PM
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Along those lines...



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Re: Do YOU wear the pants?....... [Re: reeltexan] #7361405 11/29/18 01:04 AM
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Re: Do YOU wear the pants?....... [Re: reeltexan] #7361594 11/29/18 05:39 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Funny!

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