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The Fishermen......
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11/20/18 12:42 PM
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Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Desperately hoping it might be magic, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: The Fishermen......
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11/20/18 02:03 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Fishermen......
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11/23/18 03:56 AM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The Fishermen......
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11/25/18 12:11 PM
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Re: The Fishermen......
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11/26/18 12:22 AM
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Re: The Fishermen......
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11/26/18 02:19 AM
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