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Don't complain about your wife #7339636 11/06/18 04:14 PM
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The day after their big 50th anniversary party, a man found himself looking at his wife and smiling. Suddenly he had a thought and decided to share it.

“You know, 50 years ago, we had a cheap house, a crap car, slept on a pull-out couch, and watched a 10-inch, black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.”

“Now, I have a million-dollar home, a $100,000 car, a king-sized bed, and a 75-inch TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. Things sure do change, huh?!”

His wife looked up from her book and stared at him for a moment, thinking. Then she replied.

“Well, if you want to go out and find a new, hot 23-year-old girl to sleep with, I’ll make sure you’ll be living in a cheap house, driving a crap car, sleeping on a pull-out couch, and watching a 10-inch, black-and-white TV, again.”


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Re: Don't complain about your wife [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks] #7341573 11/08/18 12:57 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: Don't complain about your wife [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks] #7341576 11/08/18 01:00 AM
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Doesn’t sound like that bad of a trade.

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