Years ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she'd ever read.
It was so evil, in fact, she couldn't finish reading it. She drove to the shore, and threw it into the ocean.

I went to the book store, and bought another copy, ran it under the faucet and placed it in the night stand drawer, next to her bed. My father-in-law said it was the first time he ever saw her scream and faint.

I may go to hell for this, but I'll have a really good story when I get there.