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Robot Lie Detector
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10/20/18 09:57 PM
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reeltexan
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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Re: Robot Lie Detector
[Re: reeltexan]
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10/20/18 10:46 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Robot Lie Detector
[Re: reeltexan]
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10/20/18 10:54 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Robot Lie Detector
[Re: reeltexan]
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10/21/18 01:17 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Robot Lie Detector
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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10/21/18 02:05 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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Damn that’s funny!!!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Robot Lie Detector
[Re: reeltexan]
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10/22/18 01:32 PM
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Ders26
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