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Robot Lie Detector #7320983 10/20/18 09:57 PM
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.


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Re: Robot Lie Detector [Re: reeltexan] #7321018 10/20/18 10:46 PM
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Damn that’s funny!!!


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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Robot Lie Detector [Re: reeltexan] #7321028 10/20/18 10:54 PM
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Re: Robot Lie Detector [Re: reeltexan] #7321176 10/21/18 01:17 AM
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Re: Robot Lie Detector [Re: TEXASLEFTY] #7321559 10/21/18 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
Damn that’s funny!!!
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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