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 Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/19/18 01:19 AM
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mikei
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Grin & bear it
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1. My goal for 2018 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
2. Ate salad for dinner--mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11. I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
14. November 6, 2016 was the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/19/18 10:54 AM
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Dave Davidson
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/19/18 11:22 AM
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Bar-D
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Last edited by Bar-D; 10/19/18 11:23 AM.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/19/18 11:30 AM
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/19/18 01:09 PM
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1, 5, & 10.....Jes sayin....
I believe in science and Iβm an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/22/18 05:57 PM
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 ... I might have to use a few of those
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/22/18 06:34 PM
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hey, walkin' through shag carpet was tough.
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/28/18 04:35 AM
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I was going to respond to your post but I forgot what I was going to say!
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/28/18 02:56 PM
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Good one 
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/28/18 08:28 PM
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Re: Getting older ain't for whimps
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10/29/18 09:37 AM
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Yes I resemble most of these. 
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