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Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 02:34 PM
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A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. “Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don’t allow smoking in here. You’ll have to step outside to smoke.” So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become. The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. “Hey you two!” he shouts. “Stop making spectacles of yourselves!”
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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#7310354
10/10/18 02:39 PM
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HuntnFly67
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Yup, nailed it...that was a bad one.
Last edited by HuntnFly67; 10/10/18 02:39 PM.
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 02:44 PM
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Didn’t like that one? Try this one.
The family was at the dinner table and one son says "Dad,I'm gay. Dad shaking his head, looks to his other son and ask, "What about you"? Son replies, "I'm gay too". The father, really upset, says "Does anyone in this family like girls"? The daughter raises her hand and replies, "I do".
Cast I have a short attention spa
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10/10/18 02:48 PM
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HuntnFly67
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That one got me to giggle.
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 02:52 PM
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Palehorse
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This guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks his head.
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 02:53 PM
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Brother in-law
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 02:58 PM
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Palehorse
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Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, let me have a beer and a mop."
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10/10/18 02:59 PM
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pertnear
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"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.ā€¯ - George Orwell
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Re: Bad joke time kiddies
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10/10/18 09:11 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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10/11/18 03:48 AM
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10/11/18 10:22 AM
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