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Bad joke time kiddies #7310350 10/10/18 02:34 PM
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A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. “Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don’t allow smoking in here. You’ll have to step outside to smoke.”

So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.

The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. “Hey you two!” he shouts. “Stop making spectacles of yourselves!”


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Yup, nailed it...that was a bad one. grin

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Re: Bad joke time kiddies [Re: Cast] #7310361 10/10/18 02:44 PM
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Didn’t like that one? Try this one.

The family was at the dinner table and one son says "Dad,I'm gay. Dad shaking his head, looks to his other son and ask, "What about you"? Son replies, "I'm gay too". The father, really upset, says "Does anyone in this family like girls"? The daughter raises her hand and replies, "I do".


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That one got me to giggle.

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This guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks his head.


"One cannot be a mediocre squirrel hunter, and at the same time a skillful deer hunter. The two techniques go together." Francis E. Sell
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Worst joke ever

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Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, let me have a beer and a mop."


"One cannot be a mediocre squirrel hunter, and at the same time a skillful deer hunter. The two techniques go together." Francis E. Sell
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"


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