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 Snotty receptionist
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10/05/18 01:28 AM
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bill oxner
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate
Exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have
either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a
Large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE
DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
Look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered
Quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause!
DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: bill oxner]
#7305476
10/05/18 01:30 AM
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Walkabout
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"Clark you serious about that"?
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: bill oxner]
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10/05/18 02:07 AM
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Cajun Raider
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 Aw, sweet revenge!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: Cajun Raider]
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10/05/18 08:20 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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Aw, sweet revenge!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: bill oxner]
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10/05/18 10:12 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: redhaze]
#7305655
10/05/18 12:33 PM
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Heavy T
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Your lucky she didn't assist with your exam. It could have gone much worse.
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Re: Snotty receptionist
[Re: bill oxner]
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10/06/18 12:27 PM
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crapicat
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  too funny!
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