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Snotty receptionist #7305473 10/05/18 01:28 AM
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate
Exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have
either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionistís desk, I noticed that she was a
Large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
ďYES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE
DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
Look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered
Quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

ďNO, IíVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
OPERATION, BUT I DONíT WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS.Ē
The room erupted in applause!

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Re: Snotty receptionist [Re: bill oxner] #7305476 10/05/18 01:30 AM
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"Clark you serious about that"?

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clap Aw, sweet revenge!


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clap Aw, sweet revenge!


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Your lucky she didn't assist with your exam. It could have gone much worse.

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