texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
TraeMartin, Beatixre, MooseSteed, Trappernewt, casyoo
71987 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,788
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,416
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,769
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics537,019
Posts9,719,449
Members86,987
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
Talking Dog #7292384 09/20/18 05:21 PM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,594
F
First_Chance Offline OP
Veteran Tracker
OP Offline
Veteran Tracker
F
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,594

A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars" the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."


[Linked Image]
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7292402 09/20/18 05:56 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,212
T
TEXASLEFTY Online Content
THF Whiskey Sommelier
Online Content
THF Whiskey Sommelier
T
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,212
That’s funny!!!


Originally Posted by Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7292448 09/20/18 06:55 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,742
F
fredeboy Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
F
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,742
clap Love It

Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7292534 09/20/18 08:49 PM
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759
S
snake oil Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
S
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759
clap


"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7292556 09/20/18 09:16 PM
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 15,612
Q
QuitShootinYoungBucks Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Q
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 15,612
up


[Linked Image]

https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7293157 09/21/18 02:09 PM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 488
D
Ders26 Online Content
Bird Dog
Online Content
Bird Dog
D
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 488
up

Re: Talking Dog [Re: fredeboy] #7293241 09/21/18 03:12 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,416
S
SnakeWrangler Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
S
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,416
Originally Posted By: fredeboy
clap Love It


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored]
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7293248 09/21/18 03:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,097
texasag93 Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,097
lizard

Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7293584 09/21/18 08:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,105
T
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
T
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,105
That is a good one. clap




LETS GO BRANDON
Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7293891 09/22/18 01:41 AM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,395
H
Huntmaster Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
H
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,395
That is clean and funny.

Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7295419 09/24/18 01:46 AM
Joined: Aug 2018
Posts: 166
tsasunkawitka Offline
Woodsman
Offline
Woodsman
Joined: Aug 2018
Posts: 166
up


39 years booking hunts worldwide with over 3000 outfitters. If you want to kill it or catch it...I've got it!

Detail Company Adventures
(713) 315-0480 Cell (best)
(713) 524-7235 Office
(800) 292-2213 Office
rick@detailcompany.com
SCI, HSC, DSC Member


Re: Talking Dog [Re: First_Chance] #7305380 10/05/18 12:09 AM
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 595
C
crapicat Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
C
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 595
Sigh... roflmao

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3