Forums46
Topics537,952
Posts9,730,997
Members87,051
|
Most Online25,604 Feb 12th, 2024
|
|
|
Talking Dog
#7292384
09/20/18 05:21 PM
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,594
First_Chance
OP
Veteran Tracker
|
OP
Veteran Tracker
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 2,594 |
A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars" the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7292402
09/20/18 05:56 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,244
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
|
THF Whiskey Sommelier
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,244 |
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7292448
09/20/18 06:55 PM
|
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,746
fredeboy
Pro Tracker
|
Pro Tracker
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,746 |
Love It
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7292534
09/20/18 08:49 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759
snake oil
THF Trophy Hunter
|
THF Trophy Hunter
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 7,759 |
"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7292556
09/20/18 09:16 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 15,642
QuitShootinYoungBucks
THF Celebrity
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 15,642 |
https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: fredeboy]
#7293241
09/21/18 03:12 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,524
SnakeWrangler
THF Celebrity
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,524 |
Love It
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7293584
09/21/18 08:42 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,129
TXHOGSLAYER
THF Celebrity
|
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,129 |
That is a good one.
LETS GO BRANDON
|
|
|
Re: Talking Dog
[Re: First_Chance]
#7295419
09/24/18 01:46 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2018
Posts: 166
tsasunkawitka
Woodsman
|
Woodsman
Joined: Aug 2018
Posts: 166 |
39 years booking hunts worldwide with over 3000 outfitters. If you want to kill it or catch it...I've got it!
Detail Company Adventures (713) 315-0480 Cell (best) (713) 524-7235 Office (800) 292-2213 Office rick@detailcompany.com SCI, HSC, DSC Member
|
|
|
Moderated by bigbob_ftw, CCBIRDDOGMAN, Chickenman, Derek, DeRico, Duck_Hunter, hetman, jeh7mmmag, JustWingem, kmon11, kry226, kwrhuntinglab, Payne, pertnear, rifleman, sig226fan (Rguns.com), Superduty, TreeBass, txcornhusker
|