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Hymn # 365 #7291072 09/19/18 12:41 PM
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Oldie but goodie.



A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down ...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

"Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile - life is too short not to ! !

See you at the river!

Bring your own glass !


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Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored]
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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A. Great one.


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