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Positive Attitude
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hetman
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Positive Attitude
"Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. the way you cope with it is what makes the difference."
A guy was in a horrible accident. He finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with IV drips in both arms, an oxygen mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. She spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.
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Re: Positive Attitude
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