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Positive Attitude #7288489 09/16/18 11:17 PM
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Positive Attitude

"Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is.
the way you cope with it is what makes the difference."

A guy was in a horrible accident.
He finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain.
He found himself in the ICU with IV drips in both arms, an oxygen mask,
wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.
It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.
She spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"



And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.

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