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Golfing buddy
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09/09/18 04:57 PM
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bill oxner
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True Golf Buddie
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid [censored]???"
"Because ... he's thinking of getting married..."
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Golfing buddy
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/09/18 05:13 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/09/18 06:08 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Golfing buddy
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/09/18 07:48 PM
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scalebuster
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/09/18 10:17 PM
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 05:29 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 12:05 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 12:55 PM
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 01:49 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 02:32 PM
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Stub
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/10/18 07:47 PM
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Re: Golfing buddy
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09/11/18 12:48 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Golfing buddy
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10/12/18 12:14 PM
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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