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Golfing buddy #7281701 09/09/18 04:57 PM
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True Golf Buddie

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink.
I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas?
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know
ahead of time, you stupid [censored]???"

"Because ... he's thinking of getting married..."




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Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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