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Old, nasty one. . . #7279235 09/07/18 01:05 AM
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A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…

At the Club, the Doorman says, “Hi Jim, How are you?”

The Wife asks, “How does he know you?”

Jim says, “Oh, dear, I play football with him.”

Inside, the Bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”

Jim says to the wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next a Stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”

The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxi…

The Taxi Driver says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! Low on money? You picked up an ugly one this time…”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday….

Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7279276 09/07/18 01:46 AM
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Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7279309 09/07/18 02:22 AM
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That’s funny!!!


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7279433 09/07/18 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7279498 09/07/18 12:01 PM
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Good one!

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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
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Here you go, SnakeWrangler; is that ugly enough for you: banana


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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7279979 09/07/18 06:55 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7280258 09/07/18 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
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Here you go, SnakeWrangler; is that ugly enough for you: banana




She be lying too. roflmao

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Re: Old, nasty one. . . [Re: mikei] #7294003 09/22/18 10:33 AM
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Yep, that one is ugly through and through...good comeback!

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