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We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . #7274899 09/02/18 10:54 PM
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle

And whose given name was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,

Onestone finally cracked and said,'

If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,

'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day,

Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until

A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,

Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

Then he made love to her all day,

Made love to her all night,

Made love to her all the next day,

Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!





Why ???




Everyone knows..


You can't kill Two Birds With One Stone !!!

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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7274914 09/02/18 11:12 PM
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7274925 09/02/18 11:26 PM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7275039 09/03/18 02:21 AM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7275151 09/03/18 07:38 AM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7275177 09/03/18 11:46 AM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7275183 09/03/18 12:03 PM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7275228 09/03/18 01:19 PM
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Re: We have your basic "groaner," ladies and gentlemen. . . [Re: mikei] #7276030 09/04/18 06:09 AM
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