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Frozen Softshell Crabs #7266517 08/24/18 07:35 PM
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen softshell crabs. He handed the box to the blonde flight attendant saying, "These crabs are for a very important client of mine. Put them in the plane refrigerator, in the freezer if there is one. I'm holding you personally responsible and I'm a lawyer who knows how to deal with service personnel who fail to do their job."

She took the box with a smile, saying "Yes sir. Now don't you worry. I know how to handle this sort of thing."

As soon at the plane touched down in New York there was a passenger announcement over the plane's intercom saying, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."

No hand went up. She took them home and they were delicious.

The lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as guys say they are.


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Re: Frozen Softshell Crabs [Re: BayouGuy] #7266627 08/24/18 10:03 PM
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Re: Frozen Softshell Crabs [Re: BayouGuy] #7266717 08/24/18 11:49 PM
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