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Truth texting
#7261510
08/19/18 11:02 PM
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bill oxner
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A group of 12 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hand.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband... "I love you, sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 actual replies from their husbands. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love.....
Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this? 2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong? 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean. 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. Are you sure this is for me? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7261673
08/20/18 01:34 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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#10...
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7261912
08/20/18 05:20 AM
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pigplinker
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I would send #3.
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7262040
08/20/18 12:55 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: pigplinker]
#7262298
08/20/18 04:03 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I would send #3. I’ve actually sent a message like that
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7265229
08/23/18 02:32 PM
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DannyB
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TTT
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7265427
08/23/18 06:00 PM
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Cast
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Where do you get the great stuff you post here?
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Truth texting
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#7265499
08/23/18 07:29 PM
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Cajun Raider
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#3
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Truth texting
[Re: bill oxner]
#7266677
08/24/18 11:08 PM
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Bee'z
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