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Senior Citizen Discount #7256182 08/15/18 03:51 AM
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So this grizzled old man was sitting hunched over the bar nursing the final drink before closing time. This lady of the evening approaches, perches on the stool next to him, and places her hand on his knee. "Old timer, this is your lucky night! I'm having a senior citizens discount. I'll do anything you want for $50.00 if you can say it in three words!"

"Three words?" he asks.

"Yes, three words!"

"$50?" he asks.

"Yes, anything, $50, three words! ANYTHING!!!" she says...

The grizzled old man focuses his eyes on his drink, on the woman, back to his drink, then locks eyes with the woman, hands her a $50, and says, "Paint...my...house."

"I have no idea what WW-III will be fought with, but WW-IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

A. Einstein

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Wise old man.... clap

Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

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