meet each other on their way into work.
One of them has a new bike, and the other one asks where he got it.
"Well," the first one says, "it's the funniest story. I was in the park yesterday and a beautiful woman rode up to me, threw down her bike, ripped off her clothes, and said 'Take what you want. '"
"Good choice," said the other auditor says, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."