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Alabama Football #7250113
08/09/18 12:51 PM
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Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.

At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the Alabama students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"


When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
Re: Alabama Football [Re: frognot] #7250146
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Over yonder.....
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Over yonder.....
rofl


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Re: Alabama Football [Re: frognot] #7250165
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Coach interviewing potential Aggy player.

Coach: Son can you pass the ball?
Agy: Yes sir, if I can swallow the darned thing.


Thank You
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
rofl

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ROFLMAO. That's a solid A+

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Now that is good roflmao


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Re: Alabama Football [Re: frognot] #7250451
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clapSEC typical!


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Originally Posted By: rdhibbs
Coach interviewing potential Aggy player.

Coach: Son can you pass the ball?
Agy: Yes sir, if I can swallow the darned thing.


It is not often that I can say I have not heard an Aggie joke. That one is new to me.

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