Me: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. And I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender "What's the wifi password?"
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first".
Me: Okay, Ill have a beer.
Bartender: We have Molsons Canadian on tap.
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Me: Ok. Here you are. What's the wifi password?
Bartender: youneedtobuyadrinkfirst, no spaces and all lowercase.....