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Iíll try this again... #7245863
08/05/18 12:59 PM
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Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day while in the field, Frankís wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frankís old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, ďWhy did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?Ē

Well, Frank replied, ďThe women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, ďIs that donkey for sale?Ē


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Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: Cast] #7245864
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Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: Cast] #7245914
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Originally Posted by KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

Originally Posted by TexFlip
I don't want someone I see socially to have their hand inside of me.


Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: Cast] #7246154
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Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: Cast] #7246301
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Oldie but goodie and I still give it an A-, give some of the other stuff Cast has whupped on us! smile

Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: fray] #7246413
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

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Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Iíll try this again... [Re: Cast] #7247478
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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