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The Vegetable Garden
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07/24/18 03:09 PM
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(An oldie, but a goodie.) Old man Angelo, a retired shoemaker, lives alone in Brooklyn. His son Vincent had a little run in with the law last year and is now in prison. They correspond by mail on a regular basis. Dear Vincent,
I hope you're doing well in there and are keeping safe. I've been feeling pretty low lately. It looks like I won't be able to plant my vegetable garden this year. I'm getting too old and my arthritis is acting up. I know if you were here we could do it together just like in the old days - with you doing most of the work. Maybe I can get one of the neighborhood kids to do the digging for me. I sure miss you. Love, Papa Dear Papa, If you get one of the kids to dig a garden for you, don't let him dig anywhere in that ten-foot strip along the back fence. That's where those bodies are.
Take care of yourself pops. I'll be home next year.
Love, Vinnie Dear Vincent,
I was awakened at 4 a.m. this morning by a group of FBI agents and local police with a search warrant. Boy were they rude! They dug up the entire back half of the yard then left without even apologizing for the mess they created. I even heard them using foul language when they got in their cars.
On the bright side, it looks like I'll be planting my garden after all.
Love, Papa
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: The Vegetable Garden
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07/24/18 05:14 PM
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Re: The Vegetable Garden
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Re: The Vegetable Garden
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07/24/18 07:56 PM
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07/24/18 09:14 PM
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07/24/18 10:40 PM
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Re: The Vegetable Garden
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07/25/18 03:07 AM
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07/25/18 07:35 AM
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07/25/18 11:11 PM
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